Costume Idea: Safe-Sex Pusher

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Birth control is already being threatened by conservatives -- just imagine the terror if it was illegal! Your only option would be to buy birth control in a back alley from this "safe-sex" pusher.

To make this horror come to life:

1. Wide-brimmed hat to help hide in the shadows of a conservative regime.
2. Dark sunglasses, to blind yourself to the horror.
3. A long trenchcoat, to protect "the goods" -- a key component of any good pusher!
4. The goods themselves -- line your coat with birth control packets, condoms, and other things that would be outlawed in a McCain administration.