Costume Idea: Sarah Palin

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What could be more horrifying than having someone in the White House who wants to overturn Roe v. Wade, who believes in a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, and so much more?

To make this horror come to life:

1. Lots of hairspray. How to do your hair like Gov. Sarah Palin's.
2. Rimless glasses (available at a local drugstore)
3. A wardrobe that didn't cost $150,000
4. With a little ingenuity and a long ribbon, you can make a "Miss 'Real' America" banner.

Other Suggested Accessories: A trampled Stop Violence Against Women round, a torn Roe v. Wade sign, or even a "rewritten" Constitution (specifically Article 1, Section 3, Clause 4 -- the one concerning the Vice President's powers with regards to the Senate)